Beast Friends Forever

Terrorsaur discovers a source of power guaranteed to make him cool and relevent for years to come! I can't wait to see what this guy gets up to in the next two seasons! Also: Scobell gracefully initiates Whitington into sexy grey streak club, the glorious nation of Chrisscobellistan is founded and we give you all the info you need about Tyrone: The World's Stromgest And Smartest Meteorologist. Content warning: (It's a long one this time round!) Mentions of suicide, death, paedophilia and dog murder. Plus all the swear words!

In this episode we learn that Cheetors never prosper as everyone's least favourite character repeatedly plunges himself and his team into unnecessary danger ALSO DISCUSSED:  The decadent pies-for-blood bribery of the Australian healthcare system, the heady thrill of the word 'Idiot', The Nostalgia Critic for some reason, the wokest criticism of US president Donald Trump Content warning: Mainly just swearing and some dildo-talk this time around

In this episode Dinobot defects from the Predacons and immediately sets about making a terrible first impression on The Only Other Game In Town. OTHER OCCURRENCES OF NOTE: Mania for our new fan-character Humanbot sweeps the podcast, modern superhero movies are definitively proven good and we finally figure out what the target audience is for such a niche podcast: film actor Joan Cusack. Warning for swearing, sex references, inappropriate comments about beloved actor Joan Cusack and a traumatic bit where I bully Scobell a lot about not liking Batman

IN THIS EPISODE: Members of warring alien races, the Maximals and Predacons, both crash-land on the same mysterious planet. Can they learn to get along?? Spoiler: they do not try to! ALSO COVERED: Bob Forward's Fashion-Forward Dress Sense, Minions vs Boxtrolls, Emotional Dog Blackmail, JK Rowling's Real Name Revealed At Long Last Contains explicit languages and sex references and the like